“As we all know, tomorrow is election day here in America. So in the spirit of democracy, I have decided to campaign for the privilege of running Twitter. I will now present you with my platform, which will explain what Twitter needs to do to be successful. In the interest of expediency, I will do this by conducting a Randy Moss –style press conference, in which I will only answer questions that I ask myself.”
(via SiliconANGLE — Blog — I’m Running for Twitter: My Randy Moss Style Press Conference (With Myself))
